1) I want to open a publication house ( god's sake would never name it RUPA & co. #FO ) and want to invite Mr.Tiger Woods to write a Book sequel to " KAMSUTRA " i.e " TIGERSUTRA - 3.7 trillion sex positions to do IT in a better way " .The recent claim by a blind 74 year old srilankan lady was the 3453th claim that Mr. Tiger Woods has done THAT with her . So who else would be better option to be the writer of this book ;)
P.S :- Swami Nityananda ( 2349 claims ) was also under considration
2) I want to join some naxalite gang . Then i'll kidnap CHETAN BHAGAT . Then in the ransom i'll ask for every single copy of his so far published books ( ever sold) to be sent to me . I'll burn all the books and would kill him eventually ;) *hi5* . Sponsored by CLEAN EARTH campaign ;) . Rest in peace CHETU :) . We hate you DIL SE :)
3) I wish i can go back few years in time . When parents of Mr. ARIDNAM CHAUDHARY were about to mate and would tell them " abhi news aya ha sex is ban in India . Adopt a child . give him/her love :) " . In this way PAIN IN ASS could be avoided hamre aur unke dono ke ;) . " IIPM ranked above IIM A.B,C and XLRI " . " Free laptop to evry MBA student " . #bakwasbandkar
4) I wish Sonam Kapoor , Ram gopal verma , Uday chopra , Rakhi sawant plan a weekend in HAWAII but in the half way there Boeing gets crashed on a hotel in PHUKET where Justin Bieber , Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton were enjoying there holidays . Sabh khatam . Mitti . Earth - ( these 8 ) = HEAVEN :)
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5) Now as Mr. Sachin Tendulkar is appointed GROUP CAPTAIN in I.A.F now i want apna dharti ka lal RAVINDER JADEJA to be atleast appointed a constable in Rajasthan police [ sada aapke piche ] . i know its a daunting task just like asking Veena malik to scrap off those 3 layers of makeup . The usual normal makeup or Expecting a tau to name few playboy divas for you . Common yar wo sabh ho sakta hai . Bas yar apna HERO Ravinder kuch ban jaye . Apna to full pyar hai uske sath ;)
5) Now as Mr. Sachin Tendulkar is appointed GROUP CAPTAIN in I.A.F now i want apna dharti ka lal RAVINDER JADEJA to be atleast appointed a constable in Rajasthan police [ sada aapke piche ] . i know its a daunting task just like asking Veena malik to scrap off those 3 layers of makeup . The usual normal makeup or Expecting a tau to name few playboy divas for you . Common yar wo sabh ho sakta hai . Bas yar apna HERO Ravinder kuch ban jaye . Apna to full pyar hai uske sath ;)
Tau wah wah! 2 good! God pls pls fulfill at least wish 2 and 4!
ReplyDeleteArey chori sari ki sari poorie hovengi ;) chinta na kare . Ib tune bol dia hai tu 2 and 4 ka priority uppar kar devenge :P
ReplyDeleteThank you so much :)
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ReplyDeleteTau sahi kaha tenney 4th wish puri ho jaye to maza aa jaye Tau
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